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Season 1 Episode 7 Last Ralek [DRAFT]

VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -so whar r we heded shungon? asked Shenanigans' newest companion
 -I want to go home, take a break from all this.
 -do u evn lift, Virelen asked doubtfully
 -wher goin tto my planet WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN WHERE DOIN iT
Chris was having the frustrate because he wanted to return home and end all this.
 -Come on, just take me home, those raleks is kill and they won't return too soon.
 -k
Aftr tardish made travel to hause they left for another planet but without Chres but that was still keel cause thar was VIRELEN
 -WOOOoooYYOTEIHOERoestOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! they yelled in unison
They decided to travel to a RANDOM LOCATION. When they pressed the TRAVEL button, however, the TARDISh made a PING.
 -oh SHIT! no wai! said Shenanagains
 -wats wrong hunni askd VIrelen
 -somone is MOVING it SOMEWHAR in TYME an SHENANASPACE
Then it stopped. And they looked at the door and opened it. In the front of they thare was an STAIRS. They went down the stairs and found that there was a COOL RABYLINTH room of some sorts. With DOORS. Then a ROBOT DUDE from SCI FI came in a non-schmexual way
 -Good day, welcome to the Ralek hideout. If you are a Ralek, feel free to ask anything about the facility. If you are not, please don't ask anything.
 -do u work out on yo ABS asked Virelen DOUBTFULLY yet AGAIN
 -I don't know any answer to that question
 -u PUSSI SCRUB don u kno what i meen i askd if u r a RIPPED BODY BOULDER
 -plz ignore virelen mr. bot - said Shenanigans
 -Okay.
 -whar r the Ralecks?
 -In each of these doors, a group of up to five Raleks can be found. You can also book an emtpy room if you'd like to.
They were stupeefied. That meant that every single door on that hallway was waiting with Raleks. One could see then at any given times, and then they'd be permabanned. They peeked into room #008. In it, three Raleks were watching a screen. Was it a TV? And what did it show?
[T-VEE TRANSMISSION]
RVOOM RVOOM RVOOM
 -I wonder what is that folk with bad speech skills, Shenanigans, doing... said Ralek Who
 -Me too, this is induitably a hard question, agreed Viralek
 -i wan 2 go 2 hom, Chralek said
[T-VEE TRANSMISSION]
 -that dont remind me of anythin
 -ye, who r thos witty skrubs
They headed to the TARDISh only to notice that it was GONE. That's when they realized. The Raleks RUSED THEM! They were in a RALEK RUSE of some sorts!
 -o fak NO
Suddenly the doors flung open, Raleks coming everywhere in a non-schmexual way. The greeter bot said
 -I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE RALEKS! I TOLD YOU DOG!
 -I'T KEEP'S HAPPENIN'G! said Virelen
 -IDENTIFY YOURSELF! da RALEK said
 -im tha Sheninguns and shez my associaet Virelen
 -YOU ARE GUILTY OF CRIME AGAINST THE RALEKS TO SAVE PLANET EARTH. IT WILL NOW BE PERMABANNED, ALONG WITH YOU!
Then they got sent to arth. There also were lots of Raleks. This shit is getting too repetitive, said Shenanigans.
 -whar is my TARDISh
 -i kno!
 -what?
 -us the ROBOTNIK screwdriver
 -kool idea
Then, the TARDISh followed the signal. It flew so beautifully, like an eagle in the morning's fresh air, piloting a blimp.
 -get in vir i hav IDEA
They got in, Shenanigans pressed lots of buttons, and the TARDISh went VROOM VROOM VROOM aw yea bby.

Their destination was the first Ralek's birthplace. In there was a babby Ralek.
 -SUSPEND! SUSPEND! SUSPEEEEND!
 -wat do we do nao?
 -we taek him said Shenanignas
 -but wont that caus PARADOX?, virelen said scaredly
 -idk
They took the babby Ralek into the TARDISh, and deposited it into a jar. This was the last Ralek. They destroyed it. The Raleks never existed anymore. Therefore, nothing is accurate anymore.
 -o shit we made a PARADOX i told you virelen
 -fuk u
 -I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RALEKS

NEXT TIME

 -why is averything so PARADOXIAL
 -aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 -THE MOON IS NICOLAS CAGE

WOO WEE WOO SEIdrhygusdfgsydugf

Season 1 Episode 6 Ralek Retreat

 -varalen lest traval to SKARRAT an beet dhe RALEKS said Shenanigans eagerly

 -not yet yung PADAWAN, yu hav to lern way of da TRED LORD

 -i am a tred lord niqqa

 -Shouldn't we be going to... Skarrat?

 -o ye cris we shud but Shananangans is a GRAV ROBBR he stoel the TARDISh - said Virelen

 -no

After some time of arguing, they decided to travel to Skarrat. There, they met a never-seen-before landscape. The buildings were metallic futuristic towers of 100% PAIN, and the Raleks were flying across the grey-tinted sky.

 -I think that's the scariest thing I've seen since I've been with you, Shenanigans

A Ralek sweeped across the place, and almost saw them

 -we hav to INVILTRATE like NINQJA SAMURAY PPL -said Virelen

They went to the ventilation system which always takes you anywhere. It's even better than the TARDISh at taking you to places. Soon, they reached a big room with lights and all dat stuf.

 -NON-RALEK LIFEFORM DETECTED! FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATH HOUSE THE CREATOR OF THE RALEKS SO HE CAN DECIDE YOUR FATE!

 -He... caught us. Didn't expect that, did you? Now we're screwed for real... Chris said with a shade of panic

They were escorted to an even bigger room, with flashy stuff. Everyone knows flashy stuff is cool. In it, a humanoid was sitting on a throne.

 -Oh, Shenanigans. How nice to pay us a visit

 -ho u kno his nam u scrub asked Virelen

 -It's... complicated. You see, the Raleks cannot use Permaban yet. They already know 4 moves, and they have to forget one. Do you remember when you first talked to a Ralek?

 -ye

 -Well, he put you to a long long sleep. This is all just a dream.

 -How about me and Shenanigans? asked Chris

 -You all are in this dream, don't worry...

 -WAIT a sekond HOBO SCRUB on THRONE. tihs is a DREAM?

 -Indeed, silly potato-faced "hero"

 -i kno how to lucid dream bich ill fuk u up

Shenanigans then started flying

 -it workin ill FUK U in ur SCRUB BUUTT

 -Well then, seems I have to end your dream...

 -n wait e an o tjs.dkhre.ry...

And they woke up, in a small cell with three beds and a small TV. The door had a lock.

 -hallo KIDS, i hav a ROBOTNIK screwdravver. thar is a lock. what should we doo? said Shenanigans

.   .   .   .   .   .

.   .   .   .   .   .

.   .   .   .   .   .

 -CORRACT! OPN THE DOOR!

Then they opened the door.

 -This place, it looks weird. Wait, something's written on the room we were in. It's a screen.

 -Hello there. How may I assist you?

 -It speaks... How do we destroy the Raleks?

 -Ralek protocol #534 initiating... ERROR: Password incorrect. Please speak the password loudly into the speaker.

 -abcdef, said Virelen, confident on her COOL.

 -Password correct. Please evacuate the Ralek saucer to maintain your life state. The vessel will self-destruct in two minutes.

 -warrs the TARDISh...

 -WARRS THE TARDISHHHH?

 -Teleporting three (3) life instances to the TARDISh. Please stand still.

 -That's too easy. What if this is a dream aswell?

 -wat if it isnt??? huh BOI!? said Shenanigans while they entered the TARDISh and exited the saucer.

Then, while the TARDISh was majestically wabbling around space, the saucer exploded into PIECES. All the Raleks were obliterated. They did it. The Raleks were gone.

VROOM VROOM VROOM

NEXT TIME...

 -wat do u mean tha raleks hadnt ded?

 -i meen it, thay found a hidey widey place

...

 -wait wer ar we

 -Minecraft.

...

 -Somebody save us!

 -PERMABAN! PERMABAN!

WOO WEE WOO WASRHfgdlisyfgsyteuitrfytser

Shenanigans Who Speculation Post

     ALERT, THIS POST IS CONSIDERED KINDA SPOILERY. DO NOT READ IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO SHENANIGANS AND WANT TO FIGURE OUT YOURSELF.

     Right, if I get struck by a lotta luck on brohoof I'm going to keep writing this thing at a huge rate, and here are the plans (Highlight to see)

     The episodes will rise in number at an astonishing rate, with things never seen before, and PICTURES. (My GMod is still broken though)

Here are the speculations of what the next episodes will contain:

• Meeting The Doctor and/or his companions (Still have to decide on which regeneration to use) 
• Meeting past Shenanigans when regenerated (Would make for a twice as storying story) 
• MORE RALEKS 
• Remakes of Dr. Who enemies, such as Cybermen, Weeping Angels... 
• Something about SCP 
• Shrek 
• Lots of Virelen episodes, a stop after around 3th-4st Shenanigans, then some returns when I get to 9, 10, 11, and so on 
• Chris might get pissed off at Shenanigans's lulzy attitude and leave him for a while until he regenerates and finds out that he was actually a cool dude 
• More Brohoof episodes like The Tsar Master Race 
• Less episodes starting with "The" 
• [Insert holiday here] specials 
• Breaking the 4th wall 
• Breaking the 5th wall 
• Breaking all the walls 

     Here are some episode names to get you all pumpd an stuff

• "Inside the TARDISh" (Gonna feature lulzy TARDISh features) 
• "A Familiar Figure" (Gonna feature Shenanigans meets Shenanigans) 
• "Shenanigans's Surgery" (Regeneration) 
• "The Cat-tack" (Something with evil cats, I haven't truly decided) 
• "Raleks on a Ship" (The name kinda reveals it) 
• "The Man with the Bowtie" (Meeting The Doctor, name could easily be changed depending on the regeneration) 
• "Revolution of the Magikarps" (Probably going to be Shenanigans's hardest battle in the history of this fanfic series)

IMPORTANT INFORMATION - NOT A SHENANIGANS WHO EPISODE

I was banned, and the reason is yet to be fully revealed. Well, some people in the "Completely doomed!" thread found some info, but I'm gonna say what I know.

Here's what happened:

As I said on the deleted thread, I was bored and wrote brohoof.com/things

However, I haven't stumbled upon anything that would be harmful to anyone, or a secret.

The only things that I could see were the images, and some links which redirected to places I knew on the server.

The images weren't harmful or revealing. Just two screenshots of the server in the past, a "rejected" and a twilight sparkle gif, the Ratty avatar in a bigger version, and flipped, and normal, and a picture mocking the submission houses named "submissionville"

Now, there also were some places which requested passwords. It also said "The server says:nosy" So that's where my member title comes from. I changed it because I thought it was interesting in a way or another.

Don't know the other things

The reason of my ban was the thread, among other things (what it said). Now, it's likely that the thread alone would have caused no ban, maybe a warning or I don't know. I've yet to figure out what those other things are. A friend made a thread about it asking, but it got locked. Also, it still didn't reveal the other stuff.

To the people who read this, I'm okay with anything you do. This is the first server I've ever been banned from, probably because it's the first server I've ever been so attached to. I can't say I feel good writing this, but I have nothing else to lose.

Season 1 Episode 5 The Ralek Trouble

They Shenanigans and Chris have reached home.
 -Home sweet home! Chris said
It was a small, unremarkable house in a suburbs zone. Shenaigans thrusted inside and looked around
 -im th veyr hunhurgr
 -Ehh, hungry? Never seen you eating before, could have aswell thought you don't need food. Anyway, what do you want to eat?
 -i like to drink wood
 -O... Okay?
Shenanigans drunk the small table in the kitchen.
 -so u liev her aloen
 -Yes.
 -but u saied relativs n shiz
 -I... I just wanted to get home, and I had to think of a way to persuade you
 -k
Suddenly, the TV turned on. It showed a weird robotic creature
 -THE RALEKS HAVE FOUND EARTH. THE RALEKS WILL PERMABAN ALL THE NON-RALEK SENTIENT INTELLIGENT ORGANIC MATTER!
 -Raleks? Whut? Shouldn't it be DALEKS? And permaban? What?!
 -wtf d00d stop fukin me up wit your riddles
 -No, it's the Daleks from Dr. Who. Not raleks, okay?
 -d00d i sez stop
 -O.. Okay? Whatever. If there are Daleks here, then we're screwed. We could try defeating them though
 -shure. they are raleks dud
 -Alright, alright. Where do we begin?
They ran outside, and above earth, the Ralek saucers were roaming around sending Raleks. One saw the two.
 -SCANNING EXTERNAL LIFEFORMS
 -ok mr. duud lemme tell dis strayt im a THRED LORD, and hes my frend her a HUMAN
 -LIGHT LORD AND THREAD LORD DETECTED. NON-DALEK INTELLINGENT LIFE DETECTED. YOU WILL BE PERMABANNED!
 -ruhn chres rhun
They ran and did some RAD parkour to theer hous.
 -Okay, I know stuff about Daleks. You could use them.
 -tel me plez
 -Well. First of all, they only hate. No other emotion. They want everyone to be Daleks, no other species
 -but these r RALEKS
 -Listen here, you're a ripoff of Dr. Who. Your enemies are likely gonna become that aswell, so you could try using my advice, okay?
 -o wait an wut ar u a LIGHT LARD?
 -Well, yes, it's complicated. Long story short, I have a flamethrower and I'm not afraid to use it. Let's save the world from the Raleks!
Before they managed to step, three Raleks were in their way.
 -WE WILL TAKE YOU TO OUR LEADER
 -Good, that's good!
And so they were taken to a bigger cooler Ralek dude with a Morgan Freeman voice.
 -YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. PLEASE STATE YOUR INTENTIONS ON EARTH.
 -firest i gon ask u som shiz
 -RALEKS DO NOT TAKE ORDERS.
 -Listen here, Ralek. There's no way we're getting outta here. You can just tell us stuff, right?
 -I GUESS THAT STATEMENT IS CORRECT. WE, THE RALEKS, HAVE COME TO PERMABAN THE HUMAN RACE.
 -That... Didn't help.
 -PREPARE TO BE PERMABANNED! PERMABAN! PERMABAN!
Before they were permabanned, the TARDISh materialized in their place, leaving them inside it.
 -who gees into mi TARDISh!?
 -ello Shenanigans said VIRELEN
 -is eet rly yu? said Shenanigans
 -yeah, stambled upon ur TARDISh.
 -Who's that? asked Chris
 -virlon, a tred lord frond
 -Do all the Thread Lords speak like that?
 -do u evn lift m8 ill fit u ive seen kids lyk u, u don lift, ill beat u up m8 -said Virelen
 -she got da spirit
 -som info bout deh Raleks. ther hoem is on Skarrat.
And then, Shenanigans travelled to Skarrat, hoping to solve the Ralek problem.

VROOM VROOM VROOM

2 b contind

Season 1 Episode 4 The Bazooper Syndrome

VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -Shenanigans?
 -ye mah boi
 -Why'd we left Royal there? He seemed like a pretty cool guy.
 -royalnbleu is a prettycool guy that doenst afraid of anythin. hes the hero we need but not the hero we want. hes a dark knight and stuff
 -Are you quoting batman?
 -lol no bats cant talk
And so, Chris and Shenanigans travelled to another random place. It was a warehouse of some sorts. They exited the TARDISh and Shenanigans pranced around swinging his robotnik screwdriver around. No walls, no object, no nothing.
 -Where did we get? -asked Chris
Shenanigans pressed a butten on his screwdriver.
 -What does that do?
 -is my bang bing detector. it gose "PING" whan thars stuff
 -Ehh, now you're quoting the 10th Doctor
 -i got no phd how many tiems i gotta tell yu boi. im juts a mad man wit a bocks
 -Now you're quoting yourself and the 11th Doctor. Stop all this quoting annoyance alr...
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS went Shenanigans' screwdriver.
 -Really? REALLY??
*audience laughing*
 -wat wus that?
 -Who's laughing?
 -bazooper
*audience laughing*
 -Wha- this isn't funny! He just said bazooper
*audience laughing harder*
 -hm mayb they laff at bazingornem
*audience laughing like never before in their lives*
 -Stop saying that word! The laughing is killing my ears!
 -ok we need to find laffers and kill deir stuff with a BAZOOKA
*audience laughing loudly again*
 -We should stop saying words that start with that! Really!
 -k
Shenanigans and Chris were wondering what to do, now that they sorted out that issue. They still were  confused about the environment; a dark endless place with people laughing at stuff that starts with baz. What's that about?
Shenanigans went into the TARDISh. He grabbed a bag; it had dust, more precisely sparkly glowing dust. He made a trail out of it.
 -lets adventur and mak dust lien
 -That sounds good, but what if somebody finds the TARDISh?
 -it has norton
They kept walking, and walking, and walking, until they found a wall, with a large, red button. Shenanigans pressed it without waiting for approval. Suddenly, the whole room lit up.A colossal, white, surprisingly clean, room revealed itself out of the shadow. Then, out of nowhere, the wall that was opposite of the wall with the button vanished, only to reveal the final boss of TV. MECHA-SHOLEND. It was a giant robbit who was ready to DESTROY all PEOPLE. But shenanigans isn't human.
 -BAZINGOPEHTADF BEZMO BAZIMETER BUZERTNOP ZABIGNA BAZENGUS BAZMOD BOLOGNA
*the audience laughs so loudly, that even MECHA-SHULDNE covers his ears
 -What're we doin' now? We got an audience that harms everyone here, and a HUGE DEADLY ROBOT! Seriously, how do we escape.
 -idk
 -Come on, you ALWAYS have a plan, or get last-moment help. COME ON, Shenanigans. Do your thing!
*awesome dramatic music and stuff playes to help shanenguns THINK*
 -ye i KNOW! CRHUIS, cover ur ears, and skrem BAZ WORSD!
They both started to yell all the possible baz words. The laughing got so hard, the white walls started to crack under the pressure of the overwhelming sound. Suddenly, Chris understood their actions. The MECHA-SHEAHGHJDON was slowly shattering. They stopped right after they saw it collapse, and stop moving. After a long run, they reached it.
 -It's dead. WE KILLED HIM!
 -he was robbit
 -I guess you're right.
However, MECHA-SHILID managed to mutter one last word before being deactivated completely
 -Zimbabwe...
*audience laughing*
The room started to crack. Pieces were falling off, revealing void. Dark, emtpy void. Just like the one which used to be inside. No stars, no nothing.
 -run
And so they ran. They had to do some RAD PARKOUR to reach the TARDISh, and once they did, they did a TRAVEL

VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -What... was that room? I've never seen or thought of something quite like that before
 -idk
 -You've gotta know! I don't want to travel with you if you don't know nothin' about anything. It's not as interesting when I have no idea what's that thing which attacks us!
 -well i havnt traveld befor
 -And you took ME without travelling before? I could have died!
 -me 2 :D
 -I... I guess you're right. But I want to go home. I want to see Earth again. If something lethal happens to me, and it may happen, I want my relatives to know what's happened to me
 -k
Shenanigans pressed even more RED shiny buttons and they reached Earth.
 -Hey, won't the TARDISh do that VROOM stuff?
 -i hav idea for COOLER

BROOM BROOM BROOM

 -... Keep it the old way