Season 1 Episode 5 The Ralek Trouble

They Shenanigans and Chris have reached home.
 -Home sweet home! Chris said
It was a small, unremarkable house in a suburbs zone. Shenaigans thrusted inside and looked around
 -im th veyr hunhurgr
 -Ehh, hungry? Never seen you eating before, could have aswell thought you don't need food. Anyway, what do you want to eat?
 -i like to drink wood
 -O... Okay?
Shenanigans drunk the small table in the kitchen.
 -so u liev her aloen
 -Yes.
 -but u saied relativs n shiz
 -I... I just wanted to get home, and I had to think of a way to persuade you
 -k
Suddenly, the TV turned on. It showed a weird robotic creature
 -THE RALEKS HAVE FOUND EARTH. THE RALEKS WILL PERMABAN ALL THE NON-RALEK SENTIENT INTELLIGENT ORGANIC MATTER!
 -Raleks? Whut? Shouldn't it be DALEKS? And permaban? What?!
 -wtf d00d stop fukin me up wit your riddles
 -No, it's the Daleks from Dr. Who. Not raleks, okay?
 -d00d i sez stop
 -O.. Okay? Whatever. If there are Daleks here, then we're screwed. We could try defeating them though
 -shure. they are raleks dud
 -Alright, alright. Where do we begin?
They ran outside, and above earth, the Ralek saucers were roaming around sending Raleks. One saw the two.
 -SCANNING EXTERNAL LIFEFORMS
 -ok mr. duud lemme tell dis strayt im a THRED LORD, and hes my frend her a HUMAN
 -LIGHT LORD AND THREAD LORD DETECTED. NON-DALEK INTELLINGENT LIFE DETECTED. YOU WILL BE PERMABANNED!
 -ruhn chres rhun
They ran and did some RAD parkour to theer hous.
 -Okay, I know stuff about Daleks. You could use them.
 -tel me plez
 -Well. First of all, they only hate. No other emotion. They want everyone to be Daleks, no other species
 -but these r RALEKS
 -Listen here, you're a ripoff of Dr. Who. Your enemies are likely gonna become that aswell, so you could try using my advice, okay?
 -o wait an wut ar u a LIGHT LARD?
 -Well, yes, it's complicated. Long story short, I have a flamethrower and I'm not afraid to use it. Let's save the world from the Raleks!
Before they managed to step, three Raleks were in their way.
 -WE WILL TAKE YOU TO OUR LEADER
 -Good, that's good!
And so they were taken to a bigger cooler Ralek dude with a Morgan Freeman voice.
 -YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. PLEASE STATE YOUR INTENTIONS ON EARTH.
 -firest i gon ask u som shiz
 -RALEKS DO NOT TAKE ORDERS.
 -Listen here, Ralek. There's no way we're getting outta here. You can just tell us stuff, right?
 -I GUESS THAT STATEMENT IS CORRECT. WE, THE RALEKS, HAVE COME TO PERMABAN THE HUMAN RACE.
 -That... Didn't help.
 -PREPARE TO BE PERMABANNED! PERMABAN! PERMABAN!
Before they were permabanned, the TARDISh materialized in their place, leaving them inside it.
 -who gees into mi TARDISh!?
 -ello Shenanigans said VIRELEN
 -is eet rly yu? said Shenanigans
 -yeah, stambled upon ur TARDISh.
 -Who's that? asked Chris
 -virlon, a tred lord frond
 -Do all the Thread Lords speak like that?
 -do u evn lift m8 ill fit u ive seen kids lyk u, u don lift, ill beat u up m8 -said Virelen
 -she got da spirit
 -som info bout deh Raleks. ther hoem is on Skarrat.
And then, Shenanigans travelled to Skarrat, hoping to solve the Ralek problem.

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