Friday 18 January 2013

Season 1 Episode 4 The Bazooper Syndrome


VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -Shenanigans?
 -ye mah boi
 -Why'd we left Royal there? He seemed like a pretty cool guy.
 -royalnbleu is a prettycool guy that doenst afraid of anythin. hes the hero we need but not the hero we want. hes a dark knight and stuff
 -Are you quoting batman?
 -lol no bats cant talk
And so, Chris and Shenanigans travelled to another random place. It was a warehouse of some sorts. They exited the TARDISh and Shenanigans pranced around swinging his robotnik screwdriver around. No walls, no object, no nothing.
 -Where did we get? -asked Chris
Shenanigans pressed a butten on his screwdriver.
 -What does that do?
 -is my bang bing detector. it gose "PING" whan thars stuff
 -Ehh, now you're quoting the 10th Doctor
 -i got no phd how many tiems i gotta tell yu boi. im juts a mad man wit a bocks
 -Now you're quoting yourself and the 11th Doctor. Stop all this quoting annoyance alr...
PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS PINGAS went Shenanigans' screwdriver.
 -Really? REALLY??
*audience laughing*
 -wat wus that?
 -Who's laughing?
 -bazooper
*audience laughing*
 -Wha- this isn't funny! He just said bazooper
*audience laughing harder*
 -hm mayb they laff at bazingornem
*audience laughing like never before in their lives*
 -Stop saying that word! The laughing is killing my ears!
 -ok we need to find laffers and kill deir stuff with a BAZOOKA
*audience laughing loudly again*
 -We should stop saying words that start with that! Really!
 -k
Shenanigans and Chris were wondering what to do, now that they sorted out that issue. They still were  confused about the environment; a dark endless place with people laughing at stuff that starts with baz. What's that about?
Shenanigans went into the TARDISh. He grabbed a bag; it had dust, more precisely sparkly glowing dust. He made a trail out of it.
 -lets adventur and mak dust lien
 -That sounds good, but what if somebody finds the TARDISh?
 -it has norton
They kept walking, and walking, and walking, until they found a wall, with a large, red button. Shenanigans pressed it without waiting for approval. Suddenly, the whole room lit up.A colossal, white, surprisingly clean, room revealed itself out of the shadow. Then, out of nowhere, the wall that was opposite of the wall with the button vanished, only to reveal the final boss of TV. MECHA-SHOLEND. It was a giant robbit who was ready to DESTROY all PEOPLE. But shenanigans isn't human.
 -BAZINGOPEHTADF BEZMO BAZIMETER BUZERTNOP ZABIGNA BAZENGUS BAZMOD BOLOGNA
*the audience laughs so loudly, that even MECHA-SHULDNE covers his ears
 -What're we doin' now? We got an audience that harms everyone here, and a HUGE DEADLY ROBOT! Seriously, how do we escape.
 -idk
 -Come on, you ALWAYS have a plan, or get last-moment help. COME ON, Shenanigans. Do your thing!
*awesome dramatic music and stuff playes to help shanenguns THINK*
 -ye i KNOW! CRHUIS, cover ur ears, and skrem BAZ WORSD!
They both started to yell all the possible baz words. The laughing got so hard, the white walls started to crack under the pressure of the overwhelming sound. Suddenly, Chris understood their actions. The MECHA-SHEAHGHJDON was slowly shattering. They stopped right after they saw it collapse, and stop moving. After a long run, they reached it.
 -It's dead. WE KILLED HIM!
 -he was robbit
 -I guess you're right.
However, MECHA-SHILID managed to mutter one last word before being deactivated completely
 -Zimbabwe...
*audience laughing*
The room started to crack. Pieces were falling off, revealing void. Dark, emtpy void. Just like the one which used to be inside. No stars, no nothing.
 -run
And so they ran. They had to do some RAD PARKOUR to reach the TARDISh, and once they did, they did a TRAVEL

VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -What... was that room? I've never seen or thought of something quite like that before
 -idk
 -You've gotta know! I don't want to travel with you if you don't know nothin' about anything. It's not as interesting when I have no idea what's that thing which attacks us!
 -well i havnt traveld befor
 -And you took ME without travelling before? I could have died!
 -me 2 :D
 -I... I guess you're right. But I want to go home. I want to see Earth again. If something lethal happens to me, and it may happen, I want my relatives to know what's happened to me
 -k
Shenanigans pressed even more RED shiny buttons and they reached Earth.
 -Hey, won't the TARDISh do that VROOM stuff?
 -i hav idea for COOLER

BROOM BROOM BROOM

 -... Keep it the old way

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