-not yet yung PADAWAN, yu hav to lern way of da TRED LORD
-i am a tred lord niqqa
-Shouldn't we be going to... Skarrat?
-o ye cris we shud but Shananangans is a GRAV ROBBR he stoel the TARDISh - said Virelen
-no
After some time of arguing, they decided to travel to Skarrat. There, they met a never-seen-before landscape. The buildings were metallic futuristic towers of 100% PAIN, and the Raleks were flying across the grey-tinted sky.
-I think that's the scariest thing I've seen since I've been with you, Shenanigans
A Ralek sweeped across the place, and almost saw them
-we hav to INVILTRATE like NINQJA SAMURAY PPL -said Virelen
They went to the ventilation system which always takes you anywhere. It's even better than the TARDISh at taking you to places. Soon, they reached a big room with lights and all dat stuf.
-NON-RALEK LIFEFORM DETECTED! FOLLOW ME TO THE GAY BATH HOUSE THE CREATOR OF THE RALEKS SO HE CAN DECIDE YOUR FATE!
-He... caught us. Didn't expect that, did you? Now we're screwed for real... Chris said with a shade of panic
They were escorted to an even bigger room, with flashy stuff. Everyone knows flashy stuff is cool. In it, a humanoid was sitting on a throne.
-Oh, Shenanigans. How nice to pay us a visit
-ho u kno his nam u scrub asked Virelen
-It's... complicated. You see, the Raleks cannot use Permaban yet. They already know 4 moves, and they have to forget one. Do you remember when you first talked to a Ralek?
-ye
-Well, he put you to a long long sleep. This is all just a dream.
-How about me and Shenanigans? asked Chris
-You all are in this dream, don't worry...
-WAIT a sekond HOBO SCRUB on THRONE. tihs is a DREAM?
-Indeed, silly potato-faced "hero"
-i kno how to lucid dream bich ill fuk u up
Shenanigans then started flying
-it workin ill FUK U in ur SCRUB BUUTT
-Well then, seems I have to end your dream...
-n wait e an o tjs.dkhre.ry...
And they woke up, in a small cell with three beds and a small TV. The door had a lock.
-hallo KIDS, i hav a ROBOTNIK screwdravver. thar is a lock. what should we doo? said Shenanigans
. . . . . .
. . . . . .
. . . . . .
-CORRACT! OPN THE DOOR!
Then they opened the door.
-This place, it looks weird. Wait, something's written on the room we were in. It's a screen.
-Hello there. How may I assist you?
-It speaks... How do we destroy the Raleks?
-Ralek protocol #534 initiating... ERROR: Password incorrect. Please speak the password loudly into the speaker.
-abcdef, said Virelen, confident on her COOL.
-Password correct. Please evacuate the Ralek saucer to maintain your life state. The vessel will self-destruct in two minutes.
-warrs the TARDISh...
-WARRS THE TARDISHHHH?
-Teleporting three (3) life instances to the TARDISh. Please stand still.
-That's too easy. What if this is a dream aswell?
-wat if it isnt??? huh BOI!? said Shenanigans while they entered the TARDISh and exited the saucer.
Then, while the TARDISh was majestically wabbling around space, the saucer exploded into PIECES. All the Raleks were obliterated. They did it. The Raleks were gone.
VROOM VROOM VROOM
NEXT TIME...
-wat do u mean tha raleks hadnt ded?
-i meen it, thay found a hidey widey place
...
-wait wer ar we
-Minecraft.
...
-Somebody save us!
-PERMABAN! PERMABAN!
WOO WEE WOO WASRHfgdlisyfgsyteuitrfytser
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