Season 1 Episode 7 Last Ralek [DRAFT]

VROOM VROOM VROOM

 -so whar r we heded shungon? asked Shenanigans' newest companion
 -I want to go home, take a break from all this.
 -do u evn lift, Virelen asked doubtfully
 -wher goin tto my planet WHERE MAKING THIS HAPEN WHERE DOIN iT
Chris was having the frustrate because he wanted to return home and end all this.
 -Come on, just take me home, those raleks is kill and they won't return too soon.
 -k
Aftr tardish made travel to hause they left for another planet but without Chres but that was still keel cause thar was VIRELEN
 -WOOOoooYYOTEIHOERoestOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! they yelled in unison
They decided to travel to a RANDOM LOCATION. When they pressed the TRAVEL button, however, the TARDISh made a PING.
 -oh SHIT! no wai! said Shenanagains
 -wats wrong hunni askd VIrelen
 -somone is MOVING it SOMEWHAR in TYME an SHENANASPACE
Then it stopped. And they looked at the door and opened it. In the front of they thare was an STAIRS. They went down the stairs and found that there was a COOL RABYLINTH room of some sorts. With DOORS. Then a ROBOT DUDE from SCI FI came in a non-schmexual way
 -Good day, welcome to the Ralek hideout. If you are a Ralek, feel free to ask anything about the facility. If you are not, please don't ask anything.
 -do u work out on yo ABS asked Virelen DOUBTFULLY yet AGAIN
 -I don't know any answer to that question
 -u PUSSI SCRUB don u kno what i meen i askd if u r a RIPPED BODY BOULDER
 -plz ignore virelen mr. bot - said Shenanigans
 -Okay.
 -whar r the Ralecks?
 -In each of these doors, a group of up to five Raleks can be found. You can also book an emtpy room if you'd like to.
They were stupeefied. That meant that every single door on that hallway was waiting with Raleks. One could see then at any given times, and then they'd be permabanned. They peeked into room #008. In it, three Raleks were watching a screen. Was it a TV? And what did it show?
[T-VEE TRANSMISSION]
RVOOM RVOOM RVOOM
 -I wonder what is that folk with bad speech skills, Shenanigans, doing... said Ralek Who
 -Me too, this is induitably a hard question, agreed Viralek
 -i wan 2 go 2 hom, Chralek said
[T-VEE TRANSMISSION]
 -that dont remind me of anythin
 -ye, who r thos witty skrubs
They headed to the TARDISh only to notice that it was GONE. That's when they realized. The Raleks RUSED THEM! They were in a RALEK RUSE of some sorts!
 -o fak NO
Suddenly the doors flung open, Raleks coming everywhere in a non-schmexual way. The greeter bot said
 -I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE RALEKS! I TOLD YOU DOG!
 -I'T KEEP'S HAPPENIN'G! said Virelen
 -IDENTIFY YOURSELF! da RALEK said
 -im tha Sheninguns and shez my associaet Virelen
 -YOU ARE GUILTY OF CRIME AGAINST THE RALEKS TO SAVE PLANET EARTH. IT WILL NOW BE PERMABANNED, ALONG WITH YOU!
Then they got sent to arth. There also were lots of Raleks. This shit is getting too repetitive, said Shenanigans.
 -whar is my TARDISh
 -i kno!
 -what?
 -us the ROBOTNIK screwdriver
 -kool idea
Then, the TARDISh followed the signal. It flew so beautifully, like an eagle in the morning's fresh air, piloting a blimp.
 -get in vir i hav IDEA
They got in, Shenanigans pressed lots of buttons, and the TARDISh went VROOM VROOM VROOM aw yea bby.

Their destination was the first Ralek's birthplace. In there was a babby Ralek.
 -SUSPEND! SUSPEND! SUSPEEEEND!
 -wat do we do nao?
 -we taek him said Shenanignas
 -but wont that caus PARADOX?, virelen said scaredly
 -idk
They took the babby Ralek into the TARDISh, and deposited it into a jar. This was the last Ralek. They destroyed it. The Raleks never existed anymore. Therefore, nothing is accurate anymore.
 -o shit we made a PARADOX i told you virelen
 -fuk u
 -I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE RALEKS

NEXT TIME

 -why is averything so PARADOXIAL
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 -THE MOON IS NICOLAS CAGE

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