Season 1 Episode 1: Santa Claus and Chris's gift

it was funy day in world. people were doing stuff and things and it was happy. there was some guy who was called chris who was on internets on his computer cause internet is COOL.
 -BRAH YOU HAV 2 TRYIE TH GAEM I SENT U PLS said Mr. Sir, his best friend
 -No way, it's not my kind of game! I might though, but not now, I'm busy!
but he actually WASNT BUSY dun dun dunnnn! he was plotting to kil santa bcos santa didnt want bring gifts too him.
 -Muhahahah no more santa for you kids!
BUT there was sound 'VROOM VROOM VROOM' went the vrooms. it was a box of all colors. it was appeared out of nothing space! Chris got the scares.

box

 -2spooky4me he slowly muttered, hiding under the nearest opaque object
 -lol i see u said SHENANIGANS
shenanigans saw him

shenanignas face when

 -Who are you?
 -shenanigans
 -Shenanigans who?
 -yes shenanigans
 -Um, okay. What's that box?
 -my TARDISH
 -It's spelled TARDIS, you silly person
 -lies all LIES HOW DARE YOU BETRAY ME WHO DO YOU THINK I AM I WILL WRAK U 1v1 NOW I SWARE ON MY MUMS LIVE. what is a tardis? -said shenanignas
 -Well duh, it's from Dr. Who; Time and Relative Dimension in Space.
 -i aint no docter i got no phd no tim for dat shiz, this lil bocx here aint travelen in SPACE but in SHENANIGANS hence the name, shenanigans is RAD
 -Okay. How'd you get here?
 -well im heer to saev SANTA!
he was here to save santa
 -No. I will destroy santa. Santa didn't give me a gift.
 -i cna fix that. in the TARDISH!
They antered the tardish it was lik the tardis but more RAD. it had awesm flashin lights and the control room had  only red DANGEROUS buttons. they went to Texas because thats were santa actelly lives to avoid paparazzi

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they wer encountered by ELF NINJAS OF SANTA!
 -fak we'r screwd. i has no wepon excep for the robotnik screwdriver
 -Ehh, use it!
 -no
the ninjas took them to santa.
 -Lol who r you - said santa
 -im tha shenangins an hes my frend WHAT WAS YOUR NAME?
 -Chris. I'm Chris.
 -Why u came here -said santa
 -wel cris wants gifts for cristmas
 -Ok ther u go -said santa
and he gave him a gift. in it was a PROD. they went away with the tardish to adventure in new places

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